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Fake News Blues

from Caterwaul by Milquetoast

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lyrics

Fake News Blues

Murder the EPA
They poisoned the water and made the frogs gay
Don’t believe anything they say
Global warming’s a hoax to take my hemi away
It was 20 here yesterday
Who cares if it’s June pal, get out of my way


Everything I disagree with
Is fake news
Confirm my own bias
With fake news

I worship the NRA
A good guy with a gun is the American way
I’ll believe anything they say
Sandy Hook was just a hoax to take my guns away
I’m John Goddamned Wayne.
Who cares about the shooting that happened yesterday

Everything I disagree with
Is fake news
Confirm my own bias
With fake news
Only quote the sources
That support my views
I can’t think for myself
I got the fake news blues

Coal jobs are never coming back
Fake news
We’re experiencing a global water crisis
Fake news
US actions in Iraq left a vacuum for ISIS
Fake news
There is definitely a pee tape
Oh yeah dude, there’s definitely a pee tape

Everything I disagree with
Is fake news
Confirm my own bias
With fake news
Only quote the sources
That support my views
I can’t think for myself
I got the fake news blues

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from Caterwaul, released January 28, 2022

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